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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

No way

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nobel laureate concerned about AI-generated image of black hole at the center of our galaxy - Space

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Nintendo and Amazon end their feud, first-party Switch 2 games and more now available - Nintendo Everything

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Would Taylor Swift want to be as rich as Trump? This why she vote for Kamala?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Dakota Johnson Is “Always Psyched” To Film Sex Scenes - The Cut

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Inside ‘Inside the NBA’ Transition to ESPN - Front Office Sports

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Scientists develop 'mosquito STD' to combat malaria - Phys.org

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

With retail cyberattacks on the rise, customers find orders blocked and shelves empty - AP News

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

What do you think of Andrew Tate's 'PhD' course?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Scientists make jaw-dropping discovery after satellite images reveal what's hiding over a mile beneath Antarctic ice: 'It's like uncovering a time capsule' - Yahoo